Cultivate

Seed Me Relapse Edition

“If you enjoyed John Dies at the End by David Wong then you will enjoy the main characters Logan and Skip.”
– Siouxsie, Goodreads Reviewer

“Konn Lavery has obvious talent, and his Seed Me book belongs on the shelf next to King and Koontz. Great creep factor, awesome pace, refreshing bad guys, and the ability to stay with you after you’re done. Do Consume Seed Me ”
– scifiandscary.com

WARNING: DO NOT CONSUME. At least that’s what Logan, an unemployed former cokehead, says after an unfortunate visit to a local farmers’ market. Tie that in with a drunken dumpster make-out session with a spooky pale girl, and then you’ve got robed cultists stalking you.

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Synopsis

WARNING: DO NOT CONSUME

If you’re reading this, then you did not take the above warning seriously. In that case, you’re probably as stupid as me. By the way, I’m Logan. I didn’t pay attention to any warning signs either. Being an unemployed deadbeat in Edmonton with no family and getting dumped by your girlfriend for her best friend can wear a guy down. All I had was my cokehead buddy, Skip, to cheer me up.

Surprisingly, my precautionary tale was caused by neither Skip nor the drugs. Let’s just say a drunken make-out session with a pale girl by a dumpster, who was supposedly pronounced dead earlier in the evening, can leave you mentally jumbled up. A good motivator to figure this scenario out is having robed cultists stalk you, asking where the girl is.

Is this an ill twist of fate? Did I bring this on myself? Is there a reason for my misfortune? Is the moral to not make out with spooky girls behind dumpsters? Hell if I know…